puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 4, 2011

Temp Dumped

A phrase used by someone who can't accept they've been dumped so wrongly assumes it to be temporary.

Alex: Got temp dumped
Everyone: lmfao

by SaidSheCant August 24, 2016

Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

by jbleezy April 12, 2015

dragon dump

When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.

Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.

by RimskyRinny December 20, 2017

Cum dump

An either highly openly gay male or a straight female known far and wide for being a (nice word) who loves having anal sex.

Idiot A: Sorry I'm late bro, making a deposit at the cum dump
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
Idiot A: Angela

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Blame Dumping

“I grew up the family’s blame dump, everybody’s mess got put on me.”

Nice Blame Dumping

by SSAsystemicscapegoatabuseowner August 6, 2025

Milk dump

The process of dumping milk on someones tray after he says something stupid.

Someone-*bad pun*

Friend next to person-That deserves a milk dump

by EzzE53 August 7, 2016