door

a random surprise. even for people who know what's behind the door

doors are weird

by th3 doorman February 15, 2022

door

smarter then people named henry

that door is smarter then henry

by Mrbammm123 February 24, 2022

The door.

When u say something offensive/You need to leave

She really told me the door.

by ILuvCasper<33 February 26, 2022

door

alaina

i saw a door today and i thought i didn’t know alaina was at my house

by Joshua chauhan March 2, 2022

knock on some doors

When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.

Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.

by ppwned May 13, 2021

door

that one thing that you bump into and break your nose on at 2 in the morning after you just took 3 cookies from your kitchen

OW GOD DAMMIT, I BROKE MY NOSE ON THAT FUCKING DOOR

by Anonymous69420lol August 13, 2021

Back doors kicked in

A euphemism for anal sex

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021