A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
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Get the Pummler's Depression mug.a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
by bondfirr May 12, 2021
Get the depression dump mug.The feeling of worthlessness, prolonged sadness, and hopelessness that one gets when committing acts that are related to finals. (Studying, taking the final, mentioning finals, hearing about finals.)
“The teacher gave us a 100 question final, I’m getting finals depression”
“Did you hear about the final?”
“Dude stop you’re giving me finals depression.”
“Did you hear about the final?”
“Dude stop you’re giving me finals depression.”
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Get the Depression mug.The feeling once you finish watching or playing something that is such a masterpiece or peak fiction that you think about it days after and you feel sad because you don't know if there will be something that will be able to come even close to it.
Sometimes the PPD comes with watching videos or reading things about the peak weeks after.
Sometimes the PPD comes with watching videos or reading things about the peak weeks after.
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