Cracker

Used to define a white name that has an odor problem, blonde hair, buys button up shirts at express, and is into watches. Likes to keep his hands clean but his mind dirty. Usually their first name starts with the letter C, J or A. Last name very common as well... No more than 6 letters, start with W or S.

I saw a cracker on the subway today, he used an entire bottle or hand sanitizer before we got to the next stop!

by Puddnn March 24, 2022

Cracker

An insult that means oppressive loser, or oppression denying loser. Though often thought to be a racial slur, it is not. It is a play on Power Dynamics. Originally from the sound of a slave owner cracking their whip. The name isn't based off the color of ones skin, but the oppressive power and privilege a person holds over another. Often used towards white people or people who are white passing due to power dynamics in modern times and through out history, but not strictly used against those who are white or white passing.

Candace Owens is on YouTube being a Cracker again.

by SoManyPickles AH! March 15, 2023

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

CrackER

A term for a really white person. Most of the time people use this term when calling a white guy a crackER with the hard R. I like using this word because its like the Buad word/ but for white people.

Fuck you CrackER

by Cracker Lord November 6, 2022

Cracker

A term one uses to make fun of a white person also seen as being racist in some forms.

You cracker looking white boy.

by The 1 and Only BlackMikeHurst March 25, 2021

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021