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credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
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Side-Carting

A sexual act involving 2 people sitting next to each other with both persons looking forward making no eye contact (gotta keep your eyes on the road) while one of the persons receives a handjob
Person (A) asked Person (B) if she wanted to Side-Cart and netflix tonight.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.
by Discuitz March 21, 2025
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Millennial cringe

People who were born between 1981 and 1996 who can’t get over the fact that nobody wants to hear about Taylor swift being smol gorl next to large boi Travis Kelsey, or their unnecessary facial expressions
Person 1: Ew are you watching millennial cringe. Person 2: yea I’m trying to look away but the side part and skinny jeans are keeping me from looking away
by Whatsupguys April 21, 2025
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Fake caking

The act of pretending to be interested in a relationship by doing romantic or couple-like gestures—usually just to increase your chances of cracking buns.
Bru im not finna cuff that girl, im just fake caking.
by Playatech June 2, 2025
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Credit carding

Where you slide your fingers in someone's ass crack. It is a form of sexual assault
Oh man I just credit carded that lady. I'm going to jail :(

Maybe credit carding isn't the way
by EmmyAnim July 29, 2025
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Beer Casing

A verb used to describe the action of getting revenge on somebody for doing immoral or vile acts, purely in the name of justice, without breaking the law
Person 1: "Did you hear about the man who hurts others?"

Person 2: "Yes I did! We need to do a Beer Casing on him"
by Agent 08 August 1, 2025
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