cow end

A cow end is a term used to describe somebody who looks or acts like back end of a cow. It can be used be students to describe their teachers after telling them to fuck off.

Fuck off you cow end.

by Zuko441 December 7, 2016

Fat cow

Your mum

Your mum is a fat cow

by codetastic08 February 16, 2020

dutch cow

Common term used to by train crew to describe humans on the tracks at risk of getting hit.

Looks like some Dutch cows out on the tracks, did you want to slow down?

by Neconeco October 6, 2022

Cow

Your ex

You : "oh hey Cow ... I mean jake"

by NeomiHopeAli November 30, 2016

feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.

Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.

by Michael Smith April 21, 2018

cow-rimmer

An individual who enjoys licking a fat persons butthole after they defecate.

Geez man, I didn’t know ION was such a cow-rimmer. Someone check up on him.

by MacharyZentzer April 30, 2025

Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 15, 2019