A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 4, 2021
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by Stank Stevo April 29, 2021
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Lisa: Jenny just came back from the gynecologist and she started posting on Facebook about how she has a yeast infection.
tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.
tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.
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Get the Social Media Douchebag mug.They enjoy the self inflicted pain, brought on by their social media activity. . Craving the negative attention, they're a social media masochist.
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With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
by bateworld March 14, 2020
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Jackie is such a social media bitch she rather post pictures of her in a bikini then her getting a check.
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