willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"

"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"

by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019

willy v

Avid tea drinker. Willy V's love to drink tea. It is there favourite drink. However, they are also massive wastemen who parade around small country villages thinking they're hard with their men bags

I love tea just as much as Willy V does

by SOLG August 22, 2016

willy ninja

A willy ninja is a colloquial term for a gay man. Referring to jousting using the pens.

Hi lads, that James is a proper willy ninja isn't he.

by Mr Bar Stard November 27, 2015

White Willy

When someone busts a nut in your ear.

I gave my girl a white willy when she looked away at the last second.

by Qhyp June 16, 2020

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016

Janaiya Willis

Janaiya Willis's are perfection at it's finest. They can be the kindest but meanest girls in the world. If you're friends with a Janaiya Willis she will be the best looking person you know with a funny personality. Don't ever get on Janaiya's bad side or you will be in a world of hurt. She can be your best friend, therapist, and girlfriend all in one.
Never turn your back on a Janaiya Willis or she will come for you.

Man: "Is that Janaiya Willis?"
Man 2: "Yeah I'd totally rail her"

by Youranonymoussimp August 15, 2022