Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

“There’s one thing worse than a rapist: boom.”
“A child”

“. . . No.”

by Lord Farquaad's Supple Titty April 24, 2020

Child

What your perants regret

mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

"You know what's worse than a rapist? Boom!"

"A child!"

by Nerko June 02, 2021

Child

TommyInnit

"why can't i go to the bar?"
Because you are a child"
"I AM NOT A CHILD, I AM A BIG MAN"

by PRESS THE BUTTON WILBUR November 06, 2020

child

Thomas, isn't it?

Are you child yes

by Sir Mr. Incognitus April 18, 2021

Child

A very annoying tiny human. That always distracts you and annoys the crap day and night.

This child.

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY January 10, 2023

Child

A small person that cries a lot.

POV: Your fighting with your sibling(s).

Child: ITS MY LOLIPOP GIVE IT BACK *CRYING*

You: STOP BEING SUCH A CHILD LIKE GROW THE HELL UP.

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 20, 2022