Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you
by How To Be Ignorant 101 October 08, 2019
Guy 1. Hey dude, we've added some among us mods to this game. Wanna-
Guy 2. NO! NO MORE AMONG US MODS! THEY ARE RUINING AMONG US!
Guy 2. NO! NO MORE AMONG US MODS! THEY ARE RUINING AMONG US!
Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.
Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"
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when there is a big titty and big dick imposter from AMOGUS. In the game. Minecraft. (tbh thats pretty sussy) then the cave noises turn into among us drip (drippy) songs.
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