uncle russ

Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.

Uncle Russ got a hummer in a hummer.

by bigfoot889 June 3, 2017

Ur uncle a fungle

Say these words and completely obliterate any for that blocks your path. Nothing can stop it or you with this insult.

Some faggot#1:"ur mum gay"
You the intellect:"ur uncle a fungle"

by Peridit_is_1 May 22, 2018

Uncle in Nigeria

A specific type of scammer commonly found in your emails saying their a distant relative in a distant country that also happens to be rich, and wants to give you money. All he needs is your credit card info. Give it to me- him.

Uncle- "I wunt 2 gif u monye gimme kredet cart imfo pls i am unkl."
You- "ok, here you go.
REDACTED REDACTED
thank you uncle."
Uncle- "siek fuul I got many munie now."
You- "no I got scammed by my Uncle in Nigeria!"

by Dixon Yerahs April 20, 2021

uncle jon

A very serious and funny person.

Jerry start acting uncle Jon like!

by GreenDreamPurple101 May 7, 2018

Uncle

The creepy old man that stares at you during the family reunions

Uncle Tommy please don’t touch me there

by GoodAtExplaining August 25, 2020

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023