beat-off mouse

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard

God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!

by Chenry08 August 24, 2007

anal beat eater

when a guy jizzes into a girl ass and then eats the jizz out of her ass

he is such an anal beat eater

by Randal scher September 26, 2012

hippie beating club

any blunt object used to beat stinky lesbian bitches and their Homo boyfriends

W.T.O.
Berkey

by the phills June 14, 2003

type beat

when a male fucks a female but loud ass music is playing .

“me and Tonya fucked last night but it was crazy cuz we type beated

by saucey mcgee August 19, 2019

Hawks beat Cakes

When the Hermanown Hawks beat the Duluth East Cakes.

Hermantown-3 Duluth East-2

by Hermantown Peewee A's February 08, 2004

Beat Your Ribs In

To impregnate a girl without her knowing

Lemme beat your ribs in girl

by Closemymouthho October 24, 2016

Beat Central Station

A spin on the phrase beat street, meaning unwanted or used up, essentially meaning the same thing

Phew, after this long day, my train is pulling into beat central station.

by zanes May 14, 2010