Creatures that scream a lot and haven’t touched grass in 10 years. They're mostly found in dark rooms staring at a bright, glowing box. It is rare to spot one in an area other than it’s natural habitat, but you can recognize one by their hunched, shrimp-like back. Gamers are mostly harmless creatures, but can be very loud in hostile situations. If you come in counter with one you should follow the “if I don’t mess with it, it won’t mess with me” rule. They will however try their very best not to come in contact with you. They are somehow, not endangered species despite their failures to find a mate. When males come in contact with a female of their species they often are surprised to find one. So surprised that they can’t comprehend it and end up running away. Gamers are also the loudest organisms to ever exist. Your ears may or not bleed if they here the screams.
Person 1: You’re a gamer
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: go touch grass.
Person 3: hey! Gamers are cool people!
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: go touch grass.
Person 3: hey! Gamers are cool people!
by ej_likes_cats May 4, 2022

by AltAccount September 7, 2022

He’s The Co Owner Of Michal M Server, His Name May Not Want To Be Listed Here, He Cares For Mr Joe Biden And Says Fuck Trump
by Northern Irish Lifts November 6, 2020

1: Losing/breaking your device used to game and you begin to feel uncomfortable.
2: When you just want to do inappropriate things to things because you're so bored/annoyed/freaked out because of you not being able to game.
3: When you cry for weeks until you stoop low enough to try and play LoL on your iphone/tablet.
4: When you get depressed over not being able to play video games, so you eventually end up talking to people you don't really like on social media and googling pictures of games you already have, or wish you could have, but can't play for whatever reason.
2: When you just want to do inappropriate things to things because you're so bored/annoyed/freaked out because of you not being able to game.
3: When you cry for weeks until you stoop low enough to try and play LoL on your iphone/tablet.
4: When you get depressed over not being able to play video games, so you eventually end up talking to people you don't really like on social media and googling pictures of games you already have, or wish you could have, but can't play for whatever reason.
"Bruh, I'm seriously suffering from gamer's withdrawl. I can't play anything because my xbox has the red ring of death."
by AislingStarr October 31, 2015

by the come goblin December 5, 2021

The resistance against the abominations we call furries. If you see a local man from Florida not dressed as a furry with a ak-47 at a furry convention,do him a favour and give him some ammo for his journey.
A person who has a addiction to games and/or gamesregularly.
A person who has a addiction to games and/or gamesregularly.
by DoomSlayerUrbanDictionary7 March 22, 2020

When you're playing a game and get a sudden urge to pee, so you stop the game and go rush to the bathroom to pee as fast you can, (probably without wiping after) to resume your game without wasting any time.
by h_onja August 17, 2022
