Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.

Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.

by Tumamafat July 11, 2020

School Door Bell

School doorbells.

Simply put it, we all hate them...

You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...

Person 1: hey I'm late can you open the door?
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!

by Edward2009 September 10, 2025

Apache Door Gunner

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.

Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"

by bachoochoo June 26, 2024

Roblox DOORS

A game by LSPLASH (also known as lightning splash) where you walk through rooms, inspired by Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion and Rooms by nicorocks5555. This game has gained traction for its infinite rooms and replayability with new updates every... sextillion years! Due to this traction, the game has gotten over 200 million plays. (calculation based on how many people were awarded the welcome badge) There are two floors in the game, The Hotel and The mines. These floors have different entities and different rooms, for more info on the game go to the Fandom wiki page.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Roblox DOORS?
Person 2: Of course! It's a very good game.

by moferr!! July 20, 2025

back door breeze

While eating ass the partner breaks wind "Farting" To cool the giver down "Ass licker"

Sexually; She gave him the back door breeze.

by Name stain August 10, 2024

Door

Wdym, it’s a fuckin door, you don’t know what a door is, open, close, lock, unlock, what’s so hard to understand about a fucking door?

The door is locked

by Milk Bals January 24, 2022

The door

When you do something cringe or anything odd it’s “the door”

Boy; Ayy you tryna dance on me
Rell: The door

by Yobigcok18 March 7, 2021