Wood 🪵 Land

We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.

(Attractive female posts picture) “Wood 🪵 Land” “I wood 🪵 land that”

by Gedi @gorilla8012 December 20, 2023

heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.

“Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”

by Dufffyy December 27, 2023

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

Good wood

Something hard and stiff

He gave them/they/she good wood
Something hard and stiff Something long like pinochoccos nose

by Acoustic legand 2 January 5, 2024

wood walker

A woman who gives a man an erection/ wood,

And then Walks away!

Wood Walker . A

person that gets a man aroused/ wood .Then Walks away!
A cock tease.

by Gridn308 January 5, 2024

Wood slut

A slut for wood, loves wood paddle spankings and shlopping all over that rich wood. Especially loves some wood smut.

How much wood could a wood slut slut if a wood slut could slut wood

Dirty little wood slut

Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut

by Aaron McKipps January 16, 2024

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024