Real Man

A Real Man

The thing that makes a man a man, is courage.

Not just the courage to fight, but the courage to fight for what is right.

A real man has the strength to admit to, who and what he is.

A real man doesn’t run from his feelings.

A real man isn’t afraid to love.

A real man takes, but also gives.

A real man defends the people he cares about.

A real man doesn’t abandon a friend.

A real man says nothing behind your back, that he won’t say to your face.

A real man doesn’t live a lie, he lives the truth.

The man that is honest, brave and caring is a real man.

by asisee November 19, 2012

Michigan Man

Male fluffer for gay porn.

Hey, Jimmy can't get it up for the next seen. Send over the Michigan Man.

by naked options May 16, 2011

man juice

cum; see spooge

Swallow my man juice, bitch.

by Stick January 20, 2003

man can

Any 24 Oz can of beer, usually domestic, not to be confused with a "tall boy", a 16 oz can of beer. A man can is bigger in both diameter and height, and a tall boy is the diameter of a normal 12 oz can but taller.

A man can is any 24 oz can of budeweiser, miller lite, bud light, etc.

by redvern May 12, 2009

wedge man

A hard cunt

Wow, that guy over there just took out eight people with one punch, he's such a wedge man

by Hard Cunt October 11, 2015

Alvin Man

An extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.
The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has
never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"

woman: I think we need help...
man: we need help?
woman: ... in bed..
man: in bed?!?
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
Alvin Man: down there
Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours
Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!

by OpethWC August 18, 2006

Magnum Man

Trojan Man's Big Brother

When Trojan Man isn't equipped, Magnum Man is there to get the job done.

by Flip825 December 25, 2007