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Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.
She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020
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Snatch cracker

When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.
Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly
by turd urchin April 8, 2020
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Cracker Girl

An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.

To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
Hey man, let's talk.

What's wrong?

Your girlfriend is well, a cracker girl

Noooo..
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
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Cracker

A slur for white people, originating from poor white people hired by plantation owners in the American south.
Man 1: look, theres a cracker over there!
Man 2: aren't you black?
Man1: society only cares about saying the N word.
by KAINEBLoX November 24, 2021
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Salty Cracker

A pissed off squeaky white kid. "salty cracker" is chanted over and over again to piss them off.
They all chanted "salty cracker!" when that one squeaky kid lost in a basketball 1v1.
by tyrone pp March 5, 2020
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cracker fantasy

A white persons fetish of colonizing and gentrifying certain cultures/countries and their attributes, or language, for their own sexual pleasure; usually in an offensive manner. (A racist fetish)
Carson: I can’t wait to call my girl a n*gger during our hardcore BDSM sex sessions again! She’s the best sex slave! I guess you could say it’s my cracker fantasy 😏
by rrrraaaahhhh April 30, 2024
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cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.
Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!
by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021
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