mexican blood fuck

In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat

Oh man I mexican blood fucked that woman last week! It was so good!

by Gory_geoff October 17, 2017

Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...

"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You

by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011

we are like the blood in our veins

“We are like the blood in our veins, we must flow without ever stopping, we must keep the oxygen moving so that the mind can function at peak efficiency”

-said by the one and only kuroo😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

“We are like the blood in our veins, we must flow without ever stopping, we must keep the oxygen moving so that the mind can function at peak efficiency”

“Yes daddy 💞💞💞💞”

by Kenmassidehoe July 7, 2021

blood daddy

One who taketh blood from a sanguine servant (or blood boy). So it is written.

If Brian Johnson looked less like an unfuckable wax figure with a bad dye job he’d be a real blood daddy.

by CuckChairPrime January 31, 2025

te blood

A statement used to express happiness, especially when good vibrations are in your environment.

izaiah: bro this spliff slaps g im soo fried.
kiyron: te blooddddd!

by Jaqzhino January 29, 2024

Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.

Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.

by micromoods January 11, 2023

Sweet blood

Someone with type 1 or type 2 diabetes.

Grandma is not responding to you because she got the sweet blood!

by Firemanwesl08 January 11, 2025