by pentozali August 18, 2010
a trick that is done on a skateboard. and its pretty much amazing, it a combination of A 50- 50 grind one footed and a five-O grind wile in a cross pose(arms out)
the fucking dude kickflips on to the rail and wips out a pegleg jesus then 360 flips off wile being a fucking amazing skater.
by sexy toes jerry June 18, 2009
Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010
the shadow you see behind a statue of jesus on a big pink church at night in down town flagstaff arizona
by j.a.cob October 17, 2006
Two spheres with a close gap between them, mounted at the base of the tower of a broadcast AM transmitter.
One ball is connected to the tower, the other one to earth ground.
In case of lighting, an electrical arc forms across the gap, routing the lightning to earth and saving the transmitter equipment.
Called "Jesus Balls" because if you touch them "you see Jesus" (i.e.: you can die).
One ball is connected to the tower, the other one to earth ground.
In case of lighting, an electrical arc forms across the gap, routing the lightning to earth and saving the transmitter equipment.
Called "Jesus Balls" because if you touch them "you see Jesus" (i.e.: you can die).
by DavideAndrea July 04, 2013
A god among us he controls your sorrows and hell. He lives in California looks stoned all the time and plays zelda.
by Nott Nott August 17, 2008
Other than the name of the Tom Waits song a chocolate Jesus is the sexual act of shitting in someones mouth and they die of e. coli poisoning and you hope they come back three days later.
I tried the Chocolate Jesus on Carol the other day and I went to the tomb and the stone was still there. I guess she isn't a Choclate Jesus.
by Captain Donald October 31, 2010