fackin smackin hat batch

A perfect girl 10 out of 10. aka FSHB
instead of fuckin smoking hot bitch the a's substitute for i's. theres a name for every type from 1-10. 7-10 is batch range. 5-6 botch range. 1-4 butch range.

Man that blondes with big tits is a FACKIN SMACKIN HAT BATCH!!!

by CHOWS July 1, 2007

Magic Hat Number 9

After ejaculating in a condom, you quickly pull it off and put it over a girls head, then punch her in the face and say "abracadabra!"

I finished off the night with a Magic Hat Number 9, and she disappeared after that.

by Angel15w January 16, 2009

texas ball hat

a parody to the lunch food that i hate called texas straw hat but in this case it is when a man puts his sack on a girls head and jus sits it there. This can also be called a texas sack hat.

jenny: what are you doin?
steve: my balls are really heavy so im gonna sit them on your head!!
jenny: ohh okay i guess
steve: this is your new texas ball hat
jenny: okay and yeah these things are pretty heavy

by goonersteve February 1, 2008

hats are for cool people only

wear them or you are a big fat gay person and just wear them

hats are for cool people only

by njdcdhggfgveghfghsghgvtytdffdm March 19, 2019

Fuzzy button hat trick

Tongue punching 3 trucker's fart box

Jose is the leader of Operation fuzzy button hat trick.

by BreezyBoyd September 12, 2021

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

Hot dog on a stick hat

Those whack hats you see people wear at Hot Dog on a stick. You will usually see these hats at the mall because Hot dog on a stick is most commonly at the mall.

Marco: Did you see Alex at the mall the other day?
Shane: Oh yeah , he wears that Hot dog on a stick hat.

by Kid_Salami February 25, 2021