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short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time
by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022
mugGet the short strawmug.

short

short come here
by plastic dinosaur November 25, 2020
mugGet the shortmug.

sinus shorts

what happens when you eat something so HOT, you feel like your sinuses have fallen out your head and on to your shorts.
Joe to Steve: What out man, you'll get sinus shorts if you eat that habanero soaked breakfast taco.
Lindsay to Cassie: We went out for Indian last night & Joe got the 4 star spice dish- that fool gave himself a serious (and awkward) case of sinus shorts.
by LunaBearRuns October 22, 2010
mugGet the sinus shortsmug.

Short Italian

A very very short person who only plays fortnite, usually kinda nerdy and has a huge crush on his friend
me: heyyy
you: have you seen short italian
me: yes, all he does is play fortnite!!
by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
mugGet the Short Italianmug.

Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts
by GmanBOMB2K19 April 17, 2022
mugGet the Suck my shortsmug.
On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them
by The cuh October 27, 2021
mugGet the National throw short people daymug.

short stack

ususally as white guy name Trey, thinks hes cool at football but really is just a short fuck.
bro did you see the short stack trying to play? Miss me with that.
by ggevers May 28, 2018
mugGet the short stackmug.

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