she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

dill put

An individual who is simple minded and slow to the point.

Whacks his head,
"DAGNABBIT, I TOLD YOU NOT TO THAT, YOU KNUCKLEHEADED DILL PUT!"

by Knicknackpattywhack November 19, 2023

the rape that put the rapist in jail

the rape that put the rapist in jail: essentially the same as another idiom "the straw that broke the camel's back" which describes a bunch of minor problems leading to one huge problem, because of the cumulative effect of small actions.

It was the rape that put the rapist in jail.

by theghostofbilleyriley May 6, 2022

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.

Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”

by Trapped in my room for years July 11, 2024

I Will Put Your Back On Blast

I Will Put Your Back On Blast

I Will Put Your Back On Blast

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025