Friend 1: Are you going to put house this weekend for Halloween?
Friend 2: Nah my parents don’t let me throw parties at our house.
Friend 2: Nah my parents don’t let me throw parties at our house.
by sugar momma pj March 07, 2024
"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
by goldlicker July 30, 2021
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.
Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever
Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever
by Roofus5% April 02, 2016
When you turn it that way. It looks like an hourglass. When you put it that way 90 degrees clockwise it looks like a figure 8.
When you put it that way I gain a whole new view and perspective and the part of my brain that centers on vision and imagination lights up.
by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019
A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.
My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
by Bigdadbiv May 27, 2021
(1) A phrase to express the isolation policy of social distancing.
(2) stay in your place or you'll get in trouble
(2) stay in your place or you'll get in trouble
Police policy for quarantine is "Stay put or be kaput"
They'll fee you up to $5,000 if they catch you outside without a mask.
They'll fee you up to $5,000 if they catch you outside without a mask.
by EmJayee April 20, 2020