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butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.
Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.
by somedude149 May 27, 2014
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Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
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The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
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Butt Pirate

a mixed shot consisting of Butterscotch Liquer (butt) and Captain Morgans Rum (Pirate). Usually served cold after shaken over ice...unless you like hot butt pirates that is.
Guy1: Hey barkeep...2 butt pirates please
barkeep: coming right up...you want em hot or cold?
Guy1: Shake them bitches up...we dont do warm shots!
by Hot_Carl March 25, 2010
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Pirate King

(In the anime One Piece)
A title given to somebody who finds the previous Pirate King, Gol D. Roger's treasure, "The One Piece".
Said treasure is located at the final island of the grand line, "Laugh Tale."
Luffy, for the 80th time: IM GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!
Zoro: For the love of god this is the 192,128,345,287,382,298th time you've said you'll be the pirate king
by WannaBeBritishPerson October 3, 2023
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Pirate

A pirate is a true 'live for the moment' skateboarder.
"I mean how many 16 year-old surfers wear watches, man?"
"Yeah, well, he's got a job."
"Yeah, my point exactly. He’s not one of us man…You know, he’s not a pirate."

Skip Engblom on Stacy Peralta in Lords of Dogtown. It's worth mentioning, however, that Stacy most definitely was a pirate.
by Roddy McTawdry March 15, 2021
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Pirate Value

Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.

Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".
"Dude, check out that chick!"

"Nice!"

"Tcha. She's got some pirate value..."
by Laneus August 23, 2009
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