The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
by GayAssAlfred August 19, 2021
Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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by chipbully November 02, 2014
by Yummy mommy December 27, 2018
When you use tree sap as lube to finger someone’s butthole until they tell you where the buried treasure is
by Jackoff Sparrow June 15, 2020
Someone who looks at someone else's superbowl bingo card to see what clues have already come up and then marks their own card accordingly.
Scott: Hey look! Schlembach just copied off of Lauren's bingo card to see what clues already came up!
Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.
Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.
by meandyermom February 04, 2012
by Joepoe May 03, 2023
When a male places his genitals on an unsuspecting and friends shoulder like a parrot on a pirates shoulder.
by MrCheese456 September 25, 2023