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The Concerned Pirate

When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.
"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"

"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
by BigBirdLovesYou February 8, 2020
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Pirate

Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.
Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.

Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
by KarTosha April 30, 2020
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Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty
That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex
by Edward Teach II May 10, 2020
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Foxy the Pirate

Girl Have u seen Foxy The Pirates he's the hottest Animated
Bonnie Mine!
by LOLBitSuprise June 5, 2020
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Pirate eye

When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.

Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.

Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!

Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
by Ydnim June 8, 2020
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Sappy Pirate

When you use tree sap as lube to finger someone’s butthole until they tell you where the buried treasure is
Arrr, I’m going to give you the sappy pirate!
by Jackoff Sparrow June 14, 2020
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mountain pirate

A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:

1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.

2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.

3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
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