Peter theory

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.

Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”

by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023

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smoitey Peter

Often referring to the groin area of a male which is sweaty, oily and small.

He seems to be having a bad day

Why?

Idk he might have a smoitey Peter

by Negrophobicman October 24, 2023

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Peter

A little bit of a prick. He’s not like other guys. He has a tiny dick and relies on other people to boost his self esteem.

He has dark secrets and is a pathological liar.

“Did you see Peter?”
“Yeah he’s such a pathological liar.”

by Beekewl November 18, 2023

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Peter The PImpo

He sleeps with women

Bro Peter the Pimpo Is Fucking your girl

by HeeeeeeeeHeeeeeeeKirkisgod December 7, 2022

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Peter Han

Someone who consistently ignores corporate etiquette regarding calling out of shifts. Decides to no call, no show all the time. Sometimes shows up to work hours late with no excuse.

Wait, is Peter Han not at work today? He didn't let anyone know he wasn't coming in today and he's posting pictures of himself in Japan on his Instagram story. Classic Peter Han!

by pabstheo December 9, 2022

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