Slutty Toilet

A word to describe one's poor internet.

Cooper: Hey Gina, your slutty toilet is fucking up again
Gina: Oh damn my slutty toilet!

by AHandsomeGuy July 28, 2016

Romantic Toilet

A toilet that is romantic. It can help you become more romantic when you use it before a date. Unfortunately, the Romantic Toilet doesn't exist.

Some person: "I'm gonna use this romantic toilet before I confess to her"
Another person- "Ok dude."

by Haha I evil April 25, 2022

Acorn Metal Toilet

The biggest piece of shit ever

Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!

by catdoglover88 January 10, 2021

Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.

I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.

by mk11 October 22, 2010

Skibidi Toilet

"Skibidi toilet"refers to a popular series of surrealist, short videos on YouTube that features an army of human-headed toilets fighting a war against another army of camera-headed men, according to Forbes and The Columbus Dispatch. The phrase is often used as slang, sometimes to indicate something bad or trashy, or as a term of approval.

"Dude that's so skibidi toilet!"

by sillypersonn May 6, 2025

Skibidi Toilet

The worst thing to happen to humanity

"Have you seen Episode 70 of Skibidi Toilet?"
"Die."

by Lithma November 12, 2024

toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017