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samsung phone

a peice oh shit. if a kid in school has a samsung, turn and run. hide. stay away. he or she is probably planning a school shooting. they will gang up with other samsung users because no one else will be their friend. their parents hate them.
“damn, carly, does that new kid jimmy there have a samsung phone?”
oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”
by askrtskrtskrt February 26, 2019
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Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011
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Phone

A Device Where People Only Get It To Yell At Other People.
I Got This Phone! Time To Yell At People About What I Like On Social Media!
by Bendy1207 June 17, 2018
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MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS

Something that is OK if you LOVE TO WASTE a lot of CORPORATION MONEY AND THREATEN THEIR PROPRIETARY POSITION.

Just as bad as taking out an immeasurable amount of long term loans to build your corporation.

It's just a LOCAL CALL or TOLL FREE phone call.

IT's how the BIG TEN some of the numbers TEN OR LESS.
As go ahead BE A DO FIST show who really is the boss and start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so you can be a CORPORATE HOT SHOT and act smarter than THE CEO.

The best way to destroy any secrecy of any CORPORATION or other ENTITY is start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so even if you are working for the corporation you begin creating TAYLOR MADE UNREVERSIBLE MEGAVERSE LEAKS so unknown parties knows how to steal your MARKETING for starters IF YOU LEND ME YOUR EARS.

Listen I am doing it from my OWN SELL PHONE and it is at my cost as my compliments to you as so no harm for me MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS will ever come as I am picking up all the costs and the ADD FLACK.

I was watching this truck drive by and says something about shredding documents and I am thinking when you are MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL- MOTEL - ROOM - PHONE CALLS with any PHONE , as " I am thinking.
, " is it possible to UNSHRED ARTHUR ANDERSON" or do I need to put a DICK IN SON to do SEW everything back to get one of the BIG TEN back from those DEAD ENRON PEOPLE which is after all the all " TEXAS SPIRIT ".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 26, 2022
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Phone

A device that is given to children at a ridiculously young age.

Very harmful metal thingamajig that gives out incredibly harmful radiation.
by -Complexity November 17, 2021
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phone

a device that has loads of useful functions
by shatisthat July 5, 2021
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Phone Seizure

1. When you're in a group chat and your phone won't vibrating

2. When your best friend is annoying and won't stop texting you
by tamowl July 30, 2016
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