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November 15 

National Kick John or Eli day. If your friend is name either Eli or John you can kick your heart’s content out of them.
Jimmy:Hey Eli
Eli: Hey
*Jimmy Kicks Eli Randomly in the nuts*
Eli: What the F**k

Jimmy:It’s November 15
Eli: Oh I forgot
November 15 by Thisis100%Real October 28, 2019

November 26 

For boys it the day to write a paragraph on how you feel to your crush. Since November 26 sometimes is Thanksgiving day you best write that paragraph and be thankful!
Boy: Hey guess what day it is
Girl: November 26
Boy: It’s also write your crush a paragraph about how you feel day, here’s yours.
November 26 by vegetableshulk October 31, 2019

November 1 

First day of no nut November
November 1 by Biggween November 1, 2019

November 14 

November 14th is the day where you can be rude to Karens, and they cant talk back or speak to the manager
“Ok boomer, maybe if you had a new haircut I would pay attention to you, its November 14th of course.”
November 14 by patrlotl November 2, 2019

November 28th 

Its American Thanksgiving. What do you want it to be, National Eat Your Crush Out Day? You’re only here because you’re looking for “ National Holidays “ to post on tik tok. Go play with your dolls you’re like 5. Leave room for Jesus.
Person 1: Hey its November 28th! Guess what that is-
Person 2: Shut up.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because people like you are annoying. I dont give a heck about what day it is. Stop bothering me with your annoying “ Holidays. “
Person 1: Didn’t have to be rude about it..
Person 2: You son of a b-
Person 3: HEY! HE SAID LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS!
Person 2: Sorry..
Person 2: You son of a biscuit!
Person 3: Thats better :)

November 5 

November 5 is day you kiss your girl and you better do it
You got to kiss your girl on November 5
November 5 by Noelxxxxxsaskaxx November 4, 2019