How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.
Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”
Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”
Mark: “how could you..”
Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”
Mark: “how could you..”
by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023

When someone always believes they are always right, the best at anything and can never be told they are wrong. Every time this person is wrong and not the best at what they say.
by Dr. Strange Mustard December 17, 2023

by AldiShopper May 18, 2022

Perc master:" hello again kind sir, heres a blunt for you my perc son"
Jake:" OH MA GOODNESS I LOVE YOU PERC MASTER "
perc master:" Anytime "
Jake:" OH MA GOODNESS I LOVE YOU PERC MASTER "
perc master:" Anytime "
by Wyan wholohan🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 August 18, 2023

Russ decided to go from a sales man to a professional drill bit sales man. Now when a customer bends over Russ becomes fully excited and runs up to the back door and goes full drill master up into the anus hole like a gay leprechaun with a 5 leaf clover
by Spunky5 November 1, 2022

Beatboxes like the Fresh Prince.
by Popiyo February 11, 2021

A yap master is a nickname designated to a person with tendencies to keep on "Yapping" with no sight in the near future.
by Zito02 September 27, 2023
