Magically spontaneous

The difference between a cream-pie and a facial

I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...

by Chaunceythegod22 March 3, 2021

Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Pulling a Magic

Originated as a person who many people knew to be a loveable character. Pulling a Magic means you are giving someone lots of love. This love is often shown by helping someone, falling whilst love and making it obvious, and very occasionally being a silly, innocent, human.

Friend: Hey, how's it going?
Friend 2: It's not going too well.
Friend: Talk to me about it. I love you and want to help out a friend.
Friend 2: You are totally Pulling a Magic. Thank you, friend.<3

by RipoffDoggo March 12, 2021

Gray Magic

The type of magic performed when a white witch breaks temporarily with her "do no harm" rede and does a little black magic when she's pissed off.

The man I fell for online turns out to be a scammer that's asking me for money. I think I'll break out the voodoo doll and do a little gray magic tonight.

by BadAnnie March 17, 2021

Magic Dino

Swag and cool fella with a big penis and has tons of women on his cock all the time

I love Magic Dino he is so cool

by Magic Dino April 26, 2021

Magic Web

This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.

Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"

by Xitri the Guru June 6, 2021

Six Magical Words

-Shut
-The
-Fuck
-Up
-You
-Cunt

Tell me those six magical words.

by MYYpseudonym June 15, 2021