john sutter

The guy who likes to dress up as a furry and slaugter everyone in a city. He also tends to fix Wewoo's broken server.

Person 1: John Sutter is on again.
Person 2: oh no.

by ButteredBeans October 9, 2018

John Hines

The fastest dude on the mf planet. Also the best flipper and break dancer around

Tom: you see that kid running
Bob: Who?

Tom: Nevermind he's already down the street
Bob: Oh it must be John Hines

by Shaquille_Oatmealllll9292 December 21, 2019

John Herbert

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".

John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.

by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023

Johns batty

The creme de la creme of battys out-rivalling and outcompeting any other batty, no matter what size

Charlie and Becky were carriers of the Johns batty.

by TheCreater12 May 12, 2019

john krasinski

dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father

me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me

my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘

by charleystarr2025 July 26, 2021

John's glue

Semen

I've never made so much John's glue in my life

by Eyalt January 22, 2022

john buzzell

Fucking your mom

John buzzell is fucking your mom

by Shrek sucks a dilldo December 20, 2016