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dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.
I’ll have one dark vodka, please.
by * HH * January 29, 2025
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Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023
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Dark

Dark he is just a fucking player
shadowy: have you heard of that dark kid

shine: ew yeah
by DarkTheGayWeeb February 8, 2020
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darkness angel

its a woman thas is atracting all the male on her and she pass his friend befor his famely she a godness in bed she have to be a demon but its ther same anyway and she hate the most his son Boyka she have a mate Red Fang who she ignord him anyway she got many friend and have difficulty to leanr
boyka:hi mom
darkness angel:hi psycho

boyka:realy mom you dont care of me you just taking car of your fuking friend
later at home
boyka:i hate you mom you always skip me
darkness angel:no i was waiting you for a diner
boyka:i come but you skip me
darkness angel:no you its you your always gone anytime
boyka:ITS BECAUS YOUR NOT UNDERSTAND
by jay le fuké July 19, 2019
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Darkness

The day a community knows it doesn't need uplifting from an outsider or from anybody is the day the community emerges from darkness. There is no light at the end of a tunnel, as people were promised, but they have to help themselves figure that out on their own.
The community was liberated from the darkness when it knew it would never need uplifting or morale boosting from anyone or anywhere, because people were already happy enough there without assistance.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.
by Nesthiq April 4, 2020
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