High School

A failed government experiment to hold small children and gorillas in the same building.
Everybody hates you, everyone is waiting to spit on you and throw rocks at you.

People who enjoy High School usually end up homeless.

by McDaddy's Big Patties April 26, 2019

Miky high

Based on a comedians story were his dog named Miky ate an 800 mg thc brownie now keep in mind this is an around 8 pound dog so to get to Mikey's level of high you have to take 100mg per pound of your weight so if you are 150 pounds you will take 15000mg this has never been done before

Bro we should get Miky high one day

by Spoon bandut September 2, 2019

Birthday High

When you are excited before, on and after your day of birth

Are you birthday high?

by OhMyLord911 September 14, 2019

hangover high

the kind of high that you get when you smoke while you’re hungover

may or may not work for everybody

earl: maaan i partied way too hard last night. head hurts AF!

charles: smoke it up! hangover high’s the best

by ecolangot September 18, 2019

High School

Bassicallly another way to say shooting range.

“Where are you taking that gun?”
“To high school.”

by Mommy’s spicy boy December 14, 2017

Metal High

When you listen to any metal sub-genre and have a build up (the high build), to a good feeling about almost anything and don't care about most things around you, or the things that you do and say. To experience a metal high, you can either start with nu metal and work your way up, or you can find any song that has a strong metal feel to it. The high will wear off if there isn't another metal song being played after the current song is over, being tired, or if you start listening to a different genre of music. If you listen to a different genre, you will have a scratchy feeling in your ears and the music may be the same as you remember it, but the feeling will be different. You'll know when you're metal high, because the 'great feeling' will be there and you'll want to do things that you now have the confidence too.
Head banging is encouraged.

Metalhead 1: Hey dude, want to party?
Metalhead 2: Wait, you have weed?
Metalhead 1: No, we can get metal high.
(Both Metalheads play a list of metal songs and have a head-bang session)

by ®OA©h January 8, 2018

glitter high

So baked that you end up watching the entirety of Mariah Carey's movie Glitter because you're too stoned to sit up and get the remote control from the coffee table.

Dude, watch out for Mary's brownies. I got totally Glitter High and kept forgetting to blink.

by ox gray September 4, 2017