Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.

Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me

by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021

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govy goat

most of the girls living in govy

dude, what are you doing with that govy goat?

by some govy kid August 17, 2011

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Lexi the goat is a tall, fine ass red head on TikTok, her TikTok’s mostly consist of her living her little iconic life, being sad, or just making TikTok’s about her girlfriend Joselyn. Her TikTok’s can also be goofy or serious at times. When she’s not doing TikTok’s and just living her life she can be an enjoyable person to talk to. She can easily make your day just by looking at her pretty face. As far as I know she does not have any extra curriculares for school, Shes a hard worker who helps others with their work, and helps others cheat from her test. Shes like a magnet to some people, people jsut want to be around her, and many would know why. she’s a nice, loving, compassionate, funny, and beautiful person. And i just love everything about her, and I couldn’t think of anyone else I would want to love more than Lexi.

Lexi the goats TikTok’s make me cream

Lexi the goat rides waves

by Iloveredheads28 November 19, 2022

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goat grass

Bad marijuana, AKA “dirt weed”

Damnnnn soonnnnn, dis shit is goat grasss mannnnnn.

by yamuva July 7, 2020

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Throat Goat

A SLUT NAMED BRENDA

Much like a goat that eats literally everything. Brenda will suck and fuck anybody.

MAN 1: Bro I am so fat, ugly, and all around nasty but I need my dick sucked.

MAN 2: Oh bro that's okay just call THROAT GOAT BRENDA, she sucks and fucks all with no hold back.

MAN 1: Thanks homie I am going to go call her now.

by SheAGrossBItch August 21, 2024

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I.pet goat

famous video on youtube that reveales the truth of the whole world & how it's controlled by illuminati.it all starts with a crazy goat.it belongs to the weird side of youtube.

i watched "I.pet goat"& i found out the reality of the world we live in.

by what am i doing here August 16, 2017

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