Ethan

I tall white guy that likes rugby and can be over powering. Ethan is a very funny person and you either like him (which most people seem to do) or hate him. Ethan tends to be that one white person with plenty of friends from different races. Ethan can be a bit toxic and hurt people without intending to. He would never fall for a girl who wasn’t of his race. Ethan also makes some jokes that others may find funny, but people don’t get angry because it is deep down funny. You must remember to stay on his good side if you are not his close friend. Ethan also is a focused person who can say what’s on his mind and offend people, he can cause pain and down size it because of his own physical strength. He can be described as not giving a fuck, he can be a bit obnoxious, but he is persistent. So if you see an Ethan around watch out because there’s a new bid bad wolf in the mother fucking town (oh and watch out he actually might fuck your mother.)

“I am versing Ethan’s rugby team tomorrow.” Said Sammy.
“Oh your fucked!” Laughed Millie.

by K4rumK100 December 20, 2019

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An Ethan Falls in love with girls generally named chay or himself.. he cant resist the sight of himself and a Chay.

Ethan: i love chay

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Ethan is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's really shy and reserved, but if you're lucky enough to catch his eye, just know that you found your best friend. Ethan is funny and has a broken sense of humor: his jokes are all about saying random words in random situations or just casually mentioning Ed Sheeran while talking. He's a talented musician who prefers to be quiet and just play, he's basically the most humble rockstar you'll ever meet. He's a very sensitive boy with lots of issues, but he's always ready to listen to your struggles too. FIND YOURSELF AN ETHAN!! <3

"so as I was saying, yesterday i tripped on a rock and fell on my face, I almost broke my nose!"
"aha lmao"
"wtf Ethan what are you on"
"xanax"
"oh"

by Fraaa_2400 November 29, 2021

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The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.

Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.

by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019

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