Donald Crumpet 

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.

How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?

Donald Crumpet by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Bump 

An emotional bruise from being victimized by the Trump administration.

I have many Donald Bumps. Maybe I should move to avoid more.

Donald Bump by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Stumped 

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

Donald Stumped by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald mumps 

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

Donald mumps by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Dump 

A maniac coot who has dem dump trash bags as clothes

Bruhhhhh Donald Dumpppppppppppppp

Donald Dump by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018

Donald drugs 

a donald trump who fucked michelle obama who now has h i v in his ass and throught
a bitch who shoots up the white house and dies from a possible terrist atack opps donald hamps alot fucked up
a donald drug also known as donald trump is a verb drugs most likely a mix of meth and crack cocane also used to clean out ur mom

guy1: hey have u seen my donald drugs next guy: nope hes to fare inside ur mom

Donald drugs by Faggot Jonson December 3, 2018

DONALD TRUMP 

THE 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE USA
A EAGLE IN THE USA

HI

HI
HOW ARE U
I AM GOOD
WANNA HAVE SEX
NO U LOOK LIKE DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP by ARTICLE 13 January 13, 2019