Double Date

The act of a male gently resting his testicles in between a woman's breasts.

"Hey Jon! What've you been up to?"
"I've been doing double dates with Abby"

by toeman30 January 21, 2021

starget date

The target start date for any given project.

"What is the starget date for the next foundation?"

by kelp#1 February 13, 2014

Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 12, 2017

Party Date

When you invite someone, you like, to a party, but when they arrive to your house It actually turns out to be a date with a candle-lit dinner.

You: “Hey, do you wanna go to a party?”
Your Crush: “Sure, that’s sounds fun.”
Later…
Your Crush: *Opens Door* “Wtf…”
You: “Suprise!! This is actually a date. A Party Date. :)”

by Equype September 23, 2022

Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

date muncher

someone who loves eating out other people's dates, ie their arses.

Last night I rimmed my girlfriend, I guess that makes me a date muncher.

by mcLevin September 15, 2010

broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.

MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.

by roberst September 05, 2011