Cold Pee

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.

Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.

by www.coldpee.com September 8, 2013

Cold ass motherfucker

Someone with ice in their veins, showing no remorse or concern whatsoever.

He didn't give 2 shits about getting caught, he's one cold ass motherfucker.

Grams said take your jacket or you'll be one cold ass motherfucker

by Tonz of fun 72 November 27, 2025

Cold blue splash

Porta-potty blue water in the winter splashing when you poop.

I was taking a dump in the porta-potty and I got the cold blue splash right in my butthole.

by Shhjusttakeit November 20, 2020

The cold carrot

When a group of mexicans have an orgi using only carrots that coke freshly from there fridge

Yo homey get the cold carrot from the fridge

by Sean Collins December 6, 2021

Cold hands

Being rusty or having a bad day when playing sports or video games.

"My aim is off because I have cold hands"

by 0hcard October 1, 2022

cold damie

Someone who posts things on facebook and instagram just to get likes and attention from the opposite sex.

A person who knows they love seeing girls act and dress slutty but acts like he doesnt because he thinks that's what they want to see or hear.

You a cold damie for that shit you wrote on fb earlier.

by webster125 August 26, 2014

blue with cold

chiefly British, of a person or body part
: blue from being exposed to cold for too long

Her hands and feet are blue with cold. He was shivering and blue from the cold.

by itatí June 25, 2017