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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 17, 2019
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Campbell Bus Incident

Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County
“Hey John, be careful, they might pull a Campbell Bus Incident at that party if you go!
by Bus Incidents September 7, 2022
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bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.
(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!
by teilhardo September 5, 2016
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The Bus Driver

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022
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Smiley bus

A bus full of disabled children who dont know what day it is
Hey gru, did you see Jonathan the other day, he was on the smiley bus!
by tinkerbellthetank December 3, 2020
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I HATE YELLOW BUS!

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
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School bus

The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.
I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.
by Bubbabro999 March 28, 2024
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