A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.
Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
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(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!
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It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
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Get the I HATE YELLOW BUS! mug.The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.
I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.
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