Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”

by McNutz March 8, 2021

Alabama boys

The Alabama boys are they boys who drive around town in their squatted vehicles and they squat their vehicles with their daddy’s money. They don’t work for any of their vehicles they are the boys who go to truck meets and meet their friends at “ the pig” and “target”because they have nothing better to do. The Alabama boys are the most “country” and “ghetto” people they have their vehicles to look “ghetto” but they dress “country”. Alabama boys have nothing to do so in their spare time they rev their engines going down the road to make them seem “hard”. Alabama boys are not to be messed with they will all play you. Some think they are to cool for a girlfriend and some make up excuses like they have touch stuff going on

Hey let’s get all of the “Alabama boys” together and go meet at the pig

by Wapmasterfrom205 March 10, 2021

Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.

Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.

by Devoooo March 14, 2021

pleasant grove alabama

pleasant grove Alabama is middle class town but don't be fooled if you think your safe your wrong, your neighbor is most likely a drug dealer and the park is the spot to shoot up some black tar, all the girls are hoes and if you been to the highschool you've most likely been jumped its also compared to hueytown just more ghetto and more lead in the walls

you know whats ghetto? pleasant grove alabama

by oak Grove March 17, 2021

Alabama tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag rolling across a parking lot

Bro there's a fuckin Alabama tumbleweed out there

by Cucc1Mane March 25, 2021

Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021