Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

sucker dump

Sucker dump is when your woman poops and the shit is left on the anus and you repeatedly punch her butthole until she bleeds with shit in her Ass

Man I gave jasmine a good sucker dump lastnight

by Fuckemoff January 04, 2018

dump phone

A burner phone

I poop tweet on my dump phone.

by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018

Hard Dump

A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”

Can you believe how Brad hard dumped Angelina? I heard he did it via text, too. Ouchhh

by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022

Heated dump

When your taking a shit on the toilet with the heat on. Either using a hairdryer or a bathroom heater fan.

John took a heated dump every morning to clean himself out.

by JrDips December 26, 2023

Fairy Dump

When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task

Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.

by Jagoffinpixburgh August 15, 2017

dump the ranch

Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.

Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.

Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?

by HexMaster June 28, 2008