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virgin in practice

A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.

*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.

**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.

gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
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snow virgin

Anthony
Scared of the snow starting in Canada which happens every fucking year.
Anthony is a douche who doesn't realize snow happens every year. He is a snow virgin.
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Virgin Piston

Dude I heard that kevin gave her that Virgin Piston
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pasty virgin

A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
by O’Bambi November 18, 2017
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Virgin

A majority of the population here on UD.
Roadman: "Your mom's a virgin innit!"
by CTECRoadmanOnThaBeat February 22, 2018
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Virgin

Person 1 sees a guy walking a dog who vapes
Person 1 to Mother "What a fucking virgin"
by memebigboy69 May 8, 2018
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Virgin’s blowjob

When you nut in a girls mouth and before she spits/swallows says thank you and all of your cum drips down her chin.
Last night my gf did Virgin’s blowjob and my cum dripped don to her tits and it was fucking hilarious.
by TheAllKnowingDuck May 8, 2018
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