If you know someone named Thomas or you are a Thomas, you are probably a piece of shit. You are an extreme narcissist, egotistical, misogynistic, shit eating asshat on a stick that would cheat on someone if given the chance. You also probably have a beard shitty or not. :)
Girl: That piece of shit no good scoundrel!!!
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?
by Yourneighborhoodmills November 14, 2022
Thomas is pretty much the perfect guy. Effortlessly smart, funny, attractive, athletic, kind, very tall…. the list goes on and on. He might seem cold, but his personality is anything but that. He can make anyone smile with his jokes or endearing awkwardness. You are very lucky if you’re friends with Thomas; arguably even luckier if you’re dating him. He’s just an amazing person to be around and be with.
by Jikster<3 May 26, 2022
Thomas, the one dude that is addicted to video games. Thomas is funny, tells the best jokes, but gets annoyed very easily. Thomas is hard to befriend, once your friends with him, you will have the best time of your life. Although befriending a Thomas is a huge accomplishment, he still prefers video games over you, so if it gets hard while you watch him ditch you, and play video games instead, just remember, that's Thomas for you.
Friend: Hey Thomas! Lets chat!
Thomas: No im playing video games you idiot
Friend: I hate you
Thomas: I don't care, now let me finish my game.
Thomas: No im playing video games you idiot
Friend: I hate you
Thomas: I don't care, now let me finish my game.
by FruitOnChocolate August 17, 2022
Thomas is known as the terrorizer of Holtsville. He is a very unmature teen that goes to Sachem East high school. He is know as raping little girls and boys. Also has been caught giving head to a random guy in the bathroom.
Thomas is bad
by jehsyydhrrby January 31, 2022
Thomas is the type of person to rape a little girl at a local park or school bathroom. A Thomas is usually the type of person to eat all day long, play soccer, and is a very good runner. Thomas is pretty fat if you see him somewhere he takes up almost 3 seats. He is often known at terrorizing Holtsville or more exact Summerfield
by jehsyydhrrby January 31, 2022
Thoma is, without a single doubt, the ultimate housewife. And oh my god have you seen him around pets it’s so goddamn adorable. He’s also like Childe… but nicer. 🤩🤩🤩
by Wangsheng Funeral Parlor October 30, 2021
Thomas is a kind sweet caring boy. He wants to make people happy and try’s hard but doesn’t need to because he make people happy by just being there. He plays a lot of sports and is very smart. If he has siblings he is kind to them, except to his one younger brother who he finds annoying (he’s still nice to him though). He can make friends with everyone and trusts people a lot. Girls always find him so sweet and some may just end up liking him. If you find your self a Thomas you better keep him because they make life so much more fun exciting and happy!
by The Zeliab August 07, 2019