douche nukem

A person who wears white Oakley's and walks the Earth like his shit don't stink.

person a) "SGT Cinnabon thinks he's so tough."
person b) "Oh you mean that Douche Nukem over there?"
person a) "Yep, he's a tool."

by Juan Rambo May 9, 2016

douche mongrole

"douche mongrole"- is someone who eats out a fat ladies douche.

"Timmy, you are such a douche mongrole these days"!!!

by Jesse Whitney July 18, 2006

President Douche

Biggest Douche that you have ever met. Can be used Sarcasticly to start a Conversation.

Yo, whaddup President Douche?

Bro, stop being a president douche!

by Ajf1997 February 27, 2011

Douche Bag

A douche bag is used as a form of slang meaning "idiot". A Douche bag can also be used as a bag in which dirty sanitary towels are kept.

"ANDREW SWIFT you are oficially a douche bag as you never emptied your mum's douche bag"

by acheeseface January 7, 2009

douche tool

wears the same sweater every day
thinks he is the shizzle
is a douche
is a tool
has a pyramid head

me: that guy is friggin dumb dude
you: he's a douche tool.
me: i know, right?

by JohnPaulDCLXVI April 1, 2009

douche bag

someone who is completely thick as crap and has no meaning to life

tony blair!!WHAT A DOUCHE BAG

by keir dickson April 25, 2007

douche bag

word used to describe your white, suburban friend who uses "hip-hop" terms to describe mundane things. Also, anyone who looks like those asian people on the spring commercial.

"Yo man, Bright Eyes is DA-BOMB!"
"dude, you're such a douche bag"

by fucanyon October 10, 2005