Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

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Finger Ring.

A group of women standing in a circle finger(ring) the woman to their right.

Kris: Why didn't they let go
Stacy: I don't know, they were very busy in the finger ring.

by Corgie Kart December 15, 2024

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You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.

"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"

by anonymous February 14, 2025

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Spicy Onion Ring

The definitely legitimate name for the latest (as of 1.19) minecraft zombie piglin farm. The farm consists of 3 magma block rings that can be mistaken for some true tasty spicy onion rings.

"I need some exp i better go to the spicy onion ring"

by palmest tree September 18, 2022

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Ring Dings & HoHos

Shit. Bullshit.

Man, that a load of Ring Dings & HoHos!

I got find a Hess quick! Man, got drop a mess of Ring Dings & HoHos…

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023

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Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

by Kahjite October 22, 2024

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