Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012
Get the Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day mug.The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)
Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!
by Hung way LOW April 26, 2006
Get the More Fucked up than Jerry's kids mug.A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.
Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.
Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.
by JL Azulobo April 9, 2010
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Get the Fuck y’all our names have meaning mug.Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.
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Get the National fuck your Italian Girl Day mug.What one yells out loud to ones self and to others in their car in the morning hours between 6:30 a.m. and 9 a.m. when going to play golf on a weekday morning with friends while everyone else on the road is trying to get to work, worried about being late to their job in the heavy stand still traffic in the greater Los Angeles area, because of the greater than average number of people who moves to Los Angeles because the weather is so great and can't afford to take a day off due to high real estate prices. You and your friends on the other hand could care less about the traffic because you are on your way to play golf and want everyone else to burn in it by exclaiming this.
"Hey So in SO I just got a new $500.00 driver and a new set of irons, and Oh check out that poor bastard cursing the traffic on the 405 south who probably has another 30 miles to drive before he gets to his job," Oh well, "Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work!" HA ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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