i paused my game to be here

A nerd With the worst shirt alive

look at the guy with the i paused my game to be here shirt hes such a nerd

by January 12, 2024

swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.

Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"

by Zdybs December 02, 2023

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

walk in my nines

"nines" refers to shoe size which makes the statement "walk in my shoes"
T.I. used this phrase in his song "Castle Walls" featuring Christina Aguilera.

T.I.- "Walk in my nines a while , I dare you."

by StonerAcademy April 20, 2016

smell my root

When you meet a new flame and you want her to smell your root.

I was by the fire and this girl was looking to smell my root.

by Red Juan Elgordo November 21, 2022

My lovely

Used to address someone you are fond of; good friend

How are you today, my lovely?

by crunchybathwater July 20, 2022

Toss My Dough

Licking a prolapsed anus.

"After you pull out, will you toss my dough?"

by TmDcM September 24, 2022