International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

National Girlfriend Appreciation Day

Post your gf and show her how much you appreciate her and what she does for you. March 9th!!!

“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”

by Idk why i’m on this March 9, 2022

Anti-Mother’s Day

The day of June 6th signifies a day in which those who have a certain distaste or hatred for their birth mother

This year I’m celebrating Anti-Mother’s Day because my mom is the worst and I hate her guts

by Qwerty studios June 5, 2024

National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo. This means there is a temporary "No Homo" statement to everybody for the entire day.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Charles Martines October 26, 2022

National Ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!

boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day

by athleticsponge November 2, 2020

Hate stranger things day

if this is YOUR birthday then you probaly HATE Stranger Things

you “ugh i hate stranger things”
friend “thats because you’re born on Hate stranger things day”

by thascooper January 11, 2020

pseudo valentines day

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.

The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018