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ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.
"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022
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pop a cap in yo ass

an aggressive term for shooting someone, normally used by those of a darker skin tone or just straight up people from Da Hood.
"drop the money or i'ma pop a cap in yo ass"
"get back here before I pop a cap in yo ass"
"bro, did you hear about the incident that happened the block around the corner? shit was crazy, one dude popped a cap in everybody's ass."
by Mar4343💯 March 30, 2024
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National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day where a boy can slap a girls ass next time they see each other
Boy: Nice ass *slaps butt*
Girl : why?
Boy:its national slap ass day
U can slap and grip the girls ass if you want
by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021
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National Grab Ass Day

on april 16th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed
by Finesseingurbih101 April 15, 2019
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Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*
by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023
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Send Ass Day

June 26 Send Ass Day, where girlfriends must send their boyfriends ass pics whenever they ask or want.
"It's Send Ass Day bitch show me them cheeks"
by fetusdeletus01 June 25, 2021
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suave me in the ass

when you want your lord and gay sauce savior to pound your ass, you say this word.
hey suave, suave me in the ass just like you did falco
by suaves lover April 18, 2018
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