Willy washing

The act of a man brainwashing a woman into delusion, by using their penis.

Greg: “i don’t love you anymore”
Tracey: “ I love you too”
(the act of willy washing)

by Men hater September 14, 2025

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

Willy

Willy is a person who calls other persons Jacobas or Jacobillas. Usually interrupting a teacher lesson while the teacher is teaching online students too.
Willy responds to the name of Santi as well. Born in Sotoca, currently living in Guadalajara but not in Mexico so he won’t eat a jalapeño. Willy is always busy. If you wanna meet up with him you will have to book an appointment 6 months in advance.
Big heart, sharp jaw and you’ll never know when he is listening to you cause he’s always daydreaming.

Willy is from Sotoca.
Willy, come here!

Willy the church boy more like.

by MarialovesHarryStyles January 26, 2022

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Butt Willy

The act of placing one's finger into another anus for the playful enjoyment of one or multiple individuals. The finger may be licked prior to insertion similar to the Wet Willy procedure. However, due to the decreased accessibility of the anus the wetting of the finger is not imperative.

"Hey bro! Just letting you know i got my first Butt Willy today! I feel like a new man!"

by Hooch daddy November 17, 2020

stank willy

A person who behaves in a manner that causes one to make the same face they would make in the presence of an actual dick that reeks.

Guy 1: Ok guys, I've got the first round.
Group: Cool.
Guy 2: Ok man, here's the money for my drink...
Guy 1: Don't be a fucking Stank Willy man! I said I've got it.

by XBroseidonX June 18, 2017

White Willy

Lick your finger, dip it in blow and wet willy

That person just got a white willy in their ear

by Whiteear February 2, 2025